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  • LATEST COOL WHATSAPP STATUS IN ENGLISH FOR BOYS

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    Every Problem Comes With Some Solution, If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s a Girl.   I Am Not Spiderman Nor Superman However I Am Superhero For My Girlfriend.   Phones Are Better Than Girlfriend, At Least We Can Switch It Off.   Someone Asked Me How Is Your Life? I Just Smiled And Replied,…

  • Funny SMS – Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai

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    Dik Me Gam Ankho Me Nami Hai, Hamare Mobile Me Aapke Sms Ki Kami Hai, Nigah Aapke Sms Ke Intjar Me Jami Hai Itna Bata Do Khafa Ho Hamse Ya Balance Ki Kami Hai.

  • Whatsapp Funny Jokes for Friends

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    ladka: ankal me ap ki beti se shadi krna chatahu. ladki ka baap: kiya kaam krte ho? ladka: kheeti! ladki ka baap: es jemane me kon kheeti krta h. ladka:ankal Piyaaz ki kheti krta hu. ladki ka baap:too btao daamad ji, shadi ki tharik kb rhkhe. 2 Dost bahut dino bad milte h. Pehla Dost:…

  • Whatsapp message – First Joke on A Sardarni

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    This is a killer….. ☺First Joke on A Sardarni … A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she…

  • Whatsapp Message – Sunny Leone’s mom Beti doodh pee lo

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    Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo… ?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. ?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? ?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. ?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi…

  • Whatsapp Status – Girlfriend Last night I had a dream of you

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    Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching…

  • Whatsapp Long Message – Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the

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    Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the. 1. Pagal? 2. Bewaquf? 3. Dimag? 4. Koi Nahi? 5. Kisi? Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya. us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya. Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai. Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?…

  • Whatsapp Jokes – Aaj ke shaitan bacche

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    Aaj ke shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom:…

  • Whatsapp short status hindi

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    Vo IShQ hi kYa.. Jo Aankho Se na Tapke! ‎लाख‬ दिये ‪‎जलाले‬ अपनी ‪‎गली‬ मे..? मगर ‪रोशनी‬ तो ‪हमारे‬ आने से ही ‪‎होगी‬. Sahara dudhne ki adat Humari nhi, Hum akele hi puri mehfil ke baraber hai. इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता, कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है। गहरी साज़िशों का…

  • Funny Hindi Status

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    1.हे! मेरे 33 करोड़ देवी- देवताओं मुझे यादा कुछ नहीं चाहिए..बस आप सब एक एक रुपिया दे दो॥ 2.कुछ लडकिया तो इतनी सुन्दर होती है के मैं मन ही मन में खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेता हु। 3.आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा…