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  • SHAYARI STATUS FOR WHATSAPP IN HINDI AND ENGLISH

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    Woh Khud Par Garur Karte Hain, Toh Is Main Hairat Ki Koi Baat Nahi, Jinhe Hum Chahte Hain, Woh Aam Ho Hi Nahi Sakta. वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं, जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते.  Tum Zindagi Main Aa Toh Gaye Ho Magar…

  • LATEST COOL WHATSAPP STATUS IN ENGLISH FOR BOYS

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    Every Problem Comes With Some Solution, If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s a Girl.   I Am Not Spiderman Nor Superman However I Am Superhero For My Girlfriend.   Phones Are Better Than Girlfriend, At Least We Can Switch It Off.   Someone Asked Me How Is Your Life? I Just Smiled And Replied,…

  • Whatsapp Message – Sunny Leone’s mom Beti doodh pee lo

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    Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo… ?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. ?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? ?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. ?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi…

  • Whatsapp Status – Girlfriend Last night I had a dream of you

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    Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching…

  • Whatsapp Long Message – Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the

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    Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the. 1. Pagal? 2. Bewaquf? 3. Dimag? 4. Koi Nahi? 5. Kisi? Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya. us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya. Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai. Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?…

  • Hindi Shayari for Whatsapp and Facebook

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    1.Wafa par hamne ghar lutana tha lekin, Wafa lout gayi lutane se pehle.. Chirag tamanna ka jala to diya tha, Magar bujh gaya jagmagane se pehle..!! 2.Shayad khushi ka dour bhi aa jaye Ik din, Gam bhi to mil gaye the, Tamanna kiye vagair..!! 3.Mukrurane ke ab bahane nahi dhundne padte, Tujhe yaad karte hi…

  • Whatsapp Hindi Long Message

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    ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? अगर आपने अपनी शट॔ का पहला बटन गलत लगाया है तो निसंदेह बाकी सभी बटन गलत ही लगेंगे . – घनश्याम टेलर . . जरूरी नही है हर बात म. गांधी या शेक्सपीयर ने कही हो ।।। ??????? ———————————————— अगर आपकी राह में छोटे छोटे…

  • Whatsapp Jokes – Aaj ke shaitan bacche

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    Aaj ke shaitan bacche: Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Lazyness rocks: Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom:…

  • Funny Hindi Status

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    1.हे! मेरे 33 करोड़ देवी- देवताओं मुझे यादा कुछ नहीं चाहिए..बस आप सब एक एक रुपिया दे दो॥ 2.कुछ लडकिया तो इतनी सुन्दर होती है के मैं मन ही मन में खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेता हु। 3.आज कल whatsapp पर वो लोग Admin बने हुऐ हें जो स्कूल टाइम में दो दो घण्टे मुर्गा…

  • Hindi Facebook Status Collection

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    1.Pagale Tera Naseeb Achcha hai, Ki tuje mere “Status” aur “DP” dekhne ko mill rahe hai, Hamare Block List wale tadap rahe hai inhe dekhne ke liye… 2.Shatranj ki chalo ka khouf unhe hota hai, Jo Siyasat kartey hai, Hum to Mohabbat ke khiladi hai, Na Har ki Fikra, Na Jeet ka Jikra 3.Attitude की…