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in Funny Jokes, Whatsapp Status

Wife ka unlimited torture, . Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana, . Husband: Yaha to koi Namak nahi hai, . . . Wife: Mujhe pata tha, Tum to ho hi Andhe, Kaamchor ho, . Ek kaam dhang se nahi kr sakte, Bas bahane banaate ho, Zindagi me kuch to kaam karo, . Tumhe nahi…

Student Teacher Funny Jokes in Hindi

Jun 16, 2016

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in Facebook Status, Funny Jokes

संस्कृत की क्लास मे गुरूजी ने पूछा = पप्पू इस श्लोक का अर्थ बताओ. “कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन”. पप्पू = राधिका शायद रस्ते मे फल बेचने का काम कर रही है. गुरूजी = मूर्ख, ये अर्थ नही होता है. चल इसका अर्थ बता:- “बहुनि मे व्यतीतानि, जन्मानि तव चार्जुन.” पप्पू = मेरी बहू के कई…

LATEST COOL WHATSAPP STATUS IN ENGLISH FOR BOYS

Jun 9, 2016

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in Whatsapp Status

Every Problem Comes With Some Solution, If It Doesn’t Have Any Solution, It’s a Girl. I Am Not Spiderman Nor Superman However I Am Superhero For My Girlfriend. Phones Are Better Than Girlfriend, At Least We Can Switch It Off. Someone Asked Me How Is Your Life? I Just Smiled And Replied,…

Whatsapp Husband Wife Funny Jokes

Jun 8, 2016

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in Funny Jokes

Wife: Y ap ki shirt pr lipstick ka nishan khan se aya? Husband : Mein khud paresan hu nishan dekhkar. Maine tu us wakt shirt utari hui thi. Rat ke 3 bahje santa ke number par phone aya – Hello yha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere pass…

Whatsapp message – First Joke on A Sardarni

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This is a killer….. ☺First Joke on A Sardarni … A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she…

Whatsapp Message – Sunny Leone’s mom Beti doodh pee lo

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Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo… ?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. ?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? ?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. ?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi…

Whatsapp Status – Girlfriend Last night I had a dream of you

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Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching…

Whatsapp Long Message – Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the

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Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the. 1. Pagal? 2. Bewaquf? 3. Dimag? 4. Koi Nahi? 5. Kisi? Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya. us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya. Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai. Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?…

Hindi Shayari for Whatsapp and Facebook

May 31, 2016

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