Crazy Shayari

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  • Whatsapp Latest Collection on Sharabi Message 2016

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    1.एक शराबी दारू पी पी कर मर गया लेकिन उसकी दारू के प्रति श्रद्धा तो देखो :~ वो मर के भी यह कह गया … शराब तो ठीक थी !.! पर मेरा लिवर ही कमज़ोर निकला. 2.एक शराबी साधू से टकरा गया तो साधू बोला :- “अर मूर्ख, मैं तुझे श्राप देता हूं.” शराबी -:…

  • Pappu and Teacher Jokes on Math Class

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    प्राइमरी क्लास में मास्टर साहब गणित सिखा रहे थे. . मास्टर साहब – “बेटा, मान लो मैंने तुम्हें 10 लड्डू दिए !” . पप्पू – “क्यों मान लूँ … आपने तो मुझे एक भी नहीं दिया ?” . मास्टर साहब – “अरे मान ले न ! मानने में तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है ?”…

  • Husband Wife Funny Jokes in HIndi

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    Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot…” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

  • Student Teacher Funny Jokes in Hindi

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    संस्कृत की क्लास मे गुरूजी ने पूछा = पप्पू इस श्लोक का अर्थ बताओ. “कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन”. पप्पू = राधिका शायद रस्ते मे फल बेचने का काम कर रही है. गुरूजी = मूर्ख, ये अर्थ नही होता है. चल इसका अर्थ बता:- “बहुनि मे व्यतीतानि, जन्मानि तव चार्जुन.” पप्पू = मेरी बहू के कई…

  • SHAYARI STATUS FOR WHATSAPP IN HINDI AND ENGLISH

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    Woh Khud Par Garur Karte Hain, Toh Is Main Hairat Ki Koi Baat Nahi, Jinhe Hum Chahte Hain, Woh Aam Ho Hi Nahi Sakta. वो खुद पर गरूर करते है, तो इसमें हैरत की कोई बात नहीं, जिन्हें हम चाहते है, वो आम हो ही नहीं सकते.  Tum Zindagi Main Aa Toh Gaye Ho Magar…

  • Whatsapp message – First Joke on A Sardarni

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    This is a killer….. ☺First Joke on A Sardarni … A Plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in the Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells Gurpreet that she…

  • Whatsapp Message – Sunny Leone’s mom Beti doodh pee lo

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    Sunny Leone’s mom?: Beti glass ka ?doodh pee lo… ?Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena. ?Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? ?Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. ?Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi…

  • Whatsapp Status – Girlfriend Last night I had a dream of you

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    Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching…

  • Whatsapp Long Message – Ek Room me 5 dost rehte the

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    Ek Room⛪ me 5 dost rehte the. 1. Pagal? 2. Bewaquf? 3. Dimag? 4. Koi Nahi? 5. Kisi? Ek Din Koi Nahi? ne Kisi?Ko Mar Diya. us waqt Dimag? Bathroom me tha Pagal? Ne Police? Ko call? kiya. Hello Police? Koi Nahi? ne Kisi? Ka Qatal? Kar diya Hai. Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal? Ho?…

  • Hindi Shayari for Whatsapp and Facebook

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    1.Wafa par hamne ghar lutana tha lekin, Wafa lout gayi lutane se pehle.. Chirag tamanna ka jala to diya tha, Magar bujh gaya jagmagane se pehle..!! 2.Shayad khushi ka dour bhi aa jaye Ik din, Gam bhi to mil gaye the, Tamanna kiye vagair..!! 3.Mukrurane ke ab bahane nahi dhundne padte, Tujhe yaad karte hi…