Author: crazyadmin
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Eid Mubarak – Saal me ek baar aati hai Eid
Saal me ek baar aati hai Eid, Khushiyan hazaar lati hai Eid, Momin ke liye tohfa hai Eid, Bachchon ke liye eidi hai Eid, Allah ki Ata aur Inaam hai Eid, Har ek ko mubarak ho pyari si Eid.
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Eid Mubarak – Suraj Ki Kirne Taaron Ki Bahaar
Suraj ki kirne taaron ki bahaar, Chand ki chandni apno ka pyar, Har ghadi ho khushhaal, Usi tarah mubarak ho aapko Eid ka ye tyohaar.
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Pappu and Teacher Jokes on Math Class
प्राइमरी क्लास में मास्टर साहब गणित सिखा रहे थे. . मास्टर साहब – “बेटा, मान लो मैंने तुम्हें 10 लड्डू दिए !” . पप्पू – “क्यों मान लूँ … आपने तो मुझे एक भी नहीं दिया ?” . मास्टर साहब – “अरे मान ले न ! मानने में तेरे बाप का क्या जाता है ?”…
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Husband Wife Funny Jokes in HIndi
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot…” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
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Student Teacher Funny Jokes in Hindi
संस्कृत की क्लास मे गुरूजी ने पूछा = पप्पू इस श्लोक का अर्थ बताओ. “कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मा फलेषु कदाचन”. पप्पू = राधिका शायद रस्ते मे फल बेचने का काम कर रही है. गुरूजी = मूर्ख, ये अर्थ नही होता है. चल इसका अर्थ बता:- “बहुनि मे व्यतीतानि, जन्मानि तव चार्जुन.” पप्पू = मेरी बहू के कई…
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Aapki ek yaad hume bechain kr jati hai
Aapki ek yaad hume bechain kr jati hai, Har jagah aapki surat nazar aati hai, Kaisa haal kiya hai aapne pyar me ki, Neend aati hai to aankh bura maan jati hai.
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Ye meri mohabbat pe zulm hai
Ye meri mohabbat pe zulm hai, Ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai, Jo mere dil ke itne kareeb hai, Wo meri nazro se kitna door hai.
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Koi achhi si saza do mujhko
Koi achhi si saza do mujhko, Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko, Tumse bichhadun to maut aa jaye, Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujhko.
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar krte hai
Lamhe judaai ke bekarar karte hai, Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hai, Nazro ko padh lo kavi to khud hi pata chale, Kitna aapse hum pyar karte hai.
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Door Jakar Bhi Hum Door Jaa Na Sakenge
Door Jakar Bhi Hum Door Jaa Na Sakenge, Kitna Royenge Hum Bata Na Sakenge, Gam Iska Nahi Ki Aap Mil Na Sakoge, Dard Is Baat Ka Hoga Ki Hum Aapko Bhula Na Sakenge.